123youreit is being stalked on Livejournal! insilencespeak is stalking 123youreit | insilencespeak's REAL name : | Birch Schell | insilencespeak's REAL DOB : | 03rd October 1980 | Height :189 cm | Weight : 117.9 kg | insilencespeak has dreamt about you : | 29 times | insilencespeak became interested in you : | 21st June 2005 | insilencespeak's latest dream about you | After a brief rendezvous in a unisex spa, the two lovers decide to make kittens behind an unattended reception desk. 5 minutes into the experience David Hasselhoff mysteriously appears at the desk with his hand resting casually on the side of his cheek trying to surpress the grin that by-now has engulfed his face. He steals a glimpse of your genetalia before disappearing as quickly as he came. | This is how insilencespeak describes your relationship behind your back | '123youreit is my best friend in the whole world. When he dies I'm thinking of stuffing him and placing him beside my television.' | insilencespeak's been stealing stuff from your house too. | insilencespeak has a number of 123youreit's old school books littered around their bedroom. | They've even started modifying their body for you | insilencespeak had their tongue pierced just to win your approval. | They sent the following message to you in a Valentines | Fuck me darling! Fuck me now! Fuck me whilst I'm limber! It won't be long before we both have arthiritis anyway! |
The Police | No. calls to the police : | 1 times | Your Last Call to The Police | "Police? Look that fucker insilencespeak is still harassing me. I got another valentines card smeared in blood today again. Can't you do something about this? I'm starting to become scared for my life." | insilencespeak's Police File | insilencespeak seems to have changed their ways in the past couple of years. Our only complaints are that he refuses to wash. You should have smelt their fucking cell after they were released. One of our wardens nearly died of shock. | Testimonies about insilencespeak |
kingofrejects - An overly camp drama queen |
'You think you know a person and then something like this comes out of the blue. Fuck that, I'm becoming a recluse.' |
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PS all I got was a drop-down box to pick from my f-list, how do I shot naming my own stalker :|?